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seppukakke 

Ritual suicide concieved by the performance of bukakke.
The sound of the perverted suicidal person performing seppukakke: "Hykuaaaa glubbglubbglubb glumfmlmmfllf... aaargh..."
seppukakke by Hugin January 15, 2006
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seppukkake 

A portmanteau of the words "seppuku" and "bukkake" meaning the act of ritual suicide by facial.

The seppukkake is performed after the practitioner has prepared his soul to leave the mortal coil through meditative rituals that vary from culture to culture, after which the practitioner typically submits to the seed. The seed is usually donated by honored guests and assistants, as this greatly increases the probability of seppukkake success through an abundance of volume, but the ritual is often performed alone and in secret by practitioners who are particularly dishonored. These latter practitioners have a much higher rate of failure and are regularly discovered in their homes' closets or bathrooms, much to their dismay, by parents, siblings, or spouses, and the practitioner then lives in further dishonor.

In historical context, it is believed that the legendary Musashi Hamtaro, after being bested in a duel in Japan some eight hundred years ago, committed ritual suicide by seppukkake to end his life's dishonor.
Nick very nearly performed seppukkake one night when his wife accidentally shot him in the eye with his own ejaculation. That will teach him to lay down for a handjob.
seppukkake by gadiv October 18, 2007
the worst possible means of suicide

involves cumming on ones own face until point of asphixiation
omfg he just commited sepukake
sepukake by TheLag March 11, 2005

seppakke 

A combination of Bukkake and Seppuku. If a woman in her Japanese village was caught cheating on her husband, she would be lead to the center of the town where the men would bukkake on her. After that, she would proceed to committ seppuku to retain any honor that she had left.
My Japanese girlfriend cheated on me, so me and my buddies made her perform a seppakke.
seppakke by seiferguy October 6, 2004
Combining two traditions of Japanese culture:

Seppuku: (in short) Ancient sacrifical tradition in which a Samurai who was dishonored was told to end his life to regain his family's honor.

Bukkake: (in short) A ritual where (normally) one woman is placed among several men and then is covered in man juice.

The combination of these two give you Seppukake...

The (now) ancient tradition among various Internet gamers who have fallen in battle (online, of course) and have disgraced their Screen Name and must go through the ritual of Seppukake. The committance to suicide through the stabbing of themselves with the plethora of many man poles to regain his honor.

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**Karin was knifed in the head by Y1337S**
Karin: OMFG NO T-T
**Karin commits Seppukake**

sepukakke 

To comit suicide by drowning in semen.

A combination of Sepuku and Bukakke.
Ronozoh failed in his attempt to commit sepukakke.
sepukakke by Kharhl April 22, 2006
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