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a typical goon, known for touching other guys with authority and no regards for there values. Loves spending money on every1 and everythign and will do anything to get in a pair of granny panties. Typically as ugly as macnamee.
If I were a semps, id put myself 2 sleep.
semps by MikeMalone September 3, 2006
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Amber Heard Simps 

the small group of mostly feminists that believe Amber Heard is innocent, despite the jury finding all her evidence to be fake and an audio recording of Heard admitting to hitting Johnny Depp. If a Johnny Depp supporter comments "#johnnydeppisinnocent or #amberturd or anything along those lines, most Heard simps will whine and comment under "Johnny Depp is a wife beater" before blocking the Depp supporter.
Person 1: I have made a goal to piss off as many Amber Heard simps as I can.
A FEW DAYS LATER
Person 2: How is your goal going?
Person 1: Good! I've gotten blocked by 10 fan accounts!

Dirty Sampson 

A Dirty Sampson is an action where one scratches their crotch then offers the next person they encounter a handshake
Person: Hey Nathan, Willie totally just gave Jacob a dirty a Dirty Sampson..

Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.
Dirty Sampson by THEnerdyGUY February 12, 2017

sic semper tyrannis

Latin, translation: "Thus always to tyrants", purportedly (but unlikely) uttered by Brutus at the assassination of Julius Caesar. The phrase is meant to signify that tyrants will always be overthrown and removed from power.

The other person who defined this just got it flat out wrong. Didn't think people could be that stupid.
Sic semper tyrannis.

butt-seps 

Biceps for your ass. A fine piece of ass. A booty with muscles.
Hey how are your butt-seps feeling today?
They are feeling butt-seppy thanks for asking.
butt-seps by April_Jeanette April 10, 2015

Semper Fido

mutation from the Latin meaning "always a dog", always being a dog, always base and self-gratifying, always begging handout, freebees, sex, gratuities. Always "dogging it".
When Zeb related to ladies and friends in his base self-serving way he was "Semper Fido" - always doglike.
Semper Fido by jim christ December 28, 2007

semper paratus 

The motto of the United States Coast Guard, meaning "always ready".
"The Coast Guard is a service that is always Semper Paratus."
semper paratus by USCG BM3 December 11, 2013
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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