semple 

the act of sampling is to watch Shrek 2 whilst partaking in the act of anal.

Dan: hey Chloe would you like to take a trip to semple street with me

Chloe: I thought you would never ask, I will go get the lube

semple by dr.anal February 22, 2018

Semple 

Some one who is UBER Uber ubeR COOL

She is so semple!!!!

He is simply Semple!!!

Semple by George Foramen May 25, 2009

Bob Semple tank 

The Bob Semple tank from new Zealand is EXTRA THICC

Look at her! shes as thicc as the Bob Semple tank

Bob Semple tank by SkelatalChild June 9, 2018

bob-semple-tank 

Tractor + Tinfoil + Hunting Rifles = .... Profit?

The panzer tank was getting fuckin rekt by a bob-semple-tank cuz obviously some Tinfoil on a tractor from New Zealand is the superiorest tank.

bob-semple-tank by SneakySteve December 16, 2018

the semple

a disgusting and vile creature that prays on people in clubs, using the special 'semple walk' it approaches men from a distance, thrusting towards them, until either they run away; or it mounts them in public.

Tom: "which lad you reckon emilies after tonight?"
James: "dunno, collins maybe? oh wait no, there she goes, the semple's mounting her prey. poor guy, he'll never be able to wash that off."
Tom: "Torquebow!"
James: "Thats right tom, c'mon, the yellow bus is round the corner"

the semple by Mr. Jimmothy January 6, 2010

Bob Semple 

When something or Someone is making an effort, only poorly or without any real Enthusiasm for the thing they are doing, Taking its name from Bob Semple, the Inventor and designer of the Indigenous Tank, the Bob Semple.

Steve: "Did you see The Prime Minister's Speech yesterday?"
Brian: "Yeah, It was all Really Bob Semple."

Bob Semple by Minitru December 2, 2018

John Semple 

The common village idiot... he nonces kiddies

Oh... it's John Semple walking into the nursery again...

John Semple by 4832 August 30, 2018