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semibrity 

- An actor or TV personality you seem to stumble upon all the time, but always forget or never bother to learn their name.

- A celebrity who (in your opinion) doesn't deserve to be that famous. (used as a minor insult.)
- Dude, isn't that the guy from Just Shoot Me?
- Who, dude?
- You know that tall bald guy in Just Shoot Me, he's a total semibrity?
- Shit, dude he ain't no semibrity that's Brian Posehn. He's totally famous in my book.
semibrity by Trollcan November 28, 2013
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Seniority 

when people are placed in a higher position solely based on age. This concept is unfortunately present in many high school sports teams, especially tennis teams.
person 1: hey did you make varsity?
person 2: no
person 1: why?
person 2: seniority
literally every person ever: ohhh, that sucks
Seniority by John Doe 37391833910 November 12, 2019

seniority 

(n) A widely-accepted concept which states that individuals who have been affiliated with a group for a longer period of time (and thus proven their dedication to the group) should have priority over newer members in matters such as rank and decision-making. It is applicable to many groups, especially those where such "senior" members have only a short period of time remaining before they are expected to leave the group, but does not work well in other situations.
Simon: Thomas, Justin is mad at me. He doesn't like that I attained a higher chair placement than him in THE prestigious Eagan High School Wind Ensemble!

Thomas: How dare he even consider the idea the chair placements that I so carefully determined could be wrong! Justin, just because you are older than Simon does not mean you have seniority!

Justin: But sir! You know very well that I am by far the most dedicated member of this fine ensemble, and I have been a member for the longest! I practiced for hours to prepare for my audition!

Thomas: I have a prestigious degree in music education from Northwestern! You shouldn't challenge the superhuman hearing abilities of what God gave me. Anyone who thinks they deserve a higher placement because of seniority - well, I hope the door doesn't hit your rear end on the way out!

Jeff: But Thomas, with such a solid audition system, Justin should logically be the section leader, just like I am! Right Brett?

Brett: Absolutely, Jeff! With you as section leader, the logically determined Eagan High School Wind Ensemble Percussion Section is destined for greatness, especially with my highly productive lessons! Unfortunately, because I don't have any seniority, I won't be around next year to see it.

Real Simon: That's a shame, because he was such an experienced instructor - and good looking, too!
seniority by percussionist69 October 30, 2011

Seniority 

A title given to ALL high school Seniors. It is derived from the words: Senior, Royalty, Majesty, and Superiority. High school Seniors deserve to be treated as if they are in a state of being royal and superior! Seniorities should be treated this way by underclassmen: Juniors, Sophomores, and Freshmen!

Seniority can be used as a noun or an adjective.
Singular: Seniority | Plural: Seniorities
Hey, you're not that bad. Come sit with us, anytime, you've just granted yourself some seniority respect!
Seniority by whatitdoscoobydoo September 15, 2010

shmibbity 

a shmibbity is a person who is quite dumb and eats a lot of cheese. can also be someone named coby.
person 1: i love cheese
person 2: stop being a shmibbity...
shmibbity by LOLHIITSMEKBYE May 21, 2018

A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer 

A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is usually a freshman who makes it their job in life to harass a senior or multiple seniors for at least all of their 9th grade year.

Things typically stolen from said senior or seniors include but are not limited to:
Their Cell Phone (So they cant call for help)

Their Car Keys (the frosh cant drive so neither will seniors)
Their Shoes (pretty much just to piss them off and so they cant run away)

(These things are ALWAYS returned to said seniors though!)
And basically anything the said senior has on them at the time.

The most basic rule of being a stupid freshman is to be stealthy when stealing things from said seniors, the point is to annoy them in a process.

1st-They realize their stuffs gone
2nd-They frantically look for it
3rd-They realize the stupid freshman has stolen their things
4th-Seniority has been claimed by the freshman!

They Job of a stupid freshman is hard work they are called to constantly make the seniors look silly,stupid, and put them in there place infront of upperclassmen or lower.

Characteristics of a stupid freshman include but are not limited to:
Sarcastic-ness

Stealth

Social Awesomeness

Being a sassafrass
Senior1-"Heys guys have you seen my phone?"

Senior2-" No, A stupid freshman or seniority stealer must have took it!"

Both Seniors-"uhhhh!"

Seniority 

when in marching band, the seniors get first pick on anything and everything just by calling out the simple phrase "Seniority!"

Sophmores and Juniors are usually accustomed to this power, however some freshman like to put up a stink about it.
Senior- This water line is sooo long! I think im gonna use the seniority card.

*taps freshman in front of him*
Cool Freshman- whats up bro?
Senior- We are gonna play a game called Seniority!
C. Freshman- Damnit I always loose that game! How did you get so good
Senior- hahaha sorry tho im really thirsty
------------------------------------
Senior- Seniority!
Douch Freshman- I don't think so, thats not fair.
Senior- Suck it. *steps in front*
D.F*goes and whines*
Seniority by Jbean13 August 17, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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