semen dick 

when your piss hole sticks together after sex causing your pee to come out at every angle

Dani- OMG you pissed all over the bathroom floor
Larry- sorry i had semen dick

semen dick by kk29x February 6, 2012

Seven Layer Dick

A rude, narcissistic, egotistical, greedy, lecherous, conniving, scumbag.

I don't think there's one person who can even tolerate that dude, he's a Seven Layer Dick!

Seven Layer Dick by CnickRoute February 20, 2026

semen puking asshole dickhead 

the polite way of calling someone a dildo.

get away from me you semen puking asshole dickhead

semen puking asshole dickhead by Tyrone June 11, 2003

semen puking asshole dickhead 

good polite way of calling someone a douchebag

semen puking asshole dickhead by Big Bear July 15, 2003

semen puking asshole dickhead 

A crude, yet subtle of referring to someone as a sex-crazed, good-for-nothing fucking prick. Also someone who is a fucking dumbass.

Horny guys who always feel the necessity to hit on people. Always-intoxicated men with their brains in the dicks.

semen puking asshole dickhead by Paul A. Richardson August 11, 2003

serendickity 

When a girl gets play when she least expects it.

"I wasn't even to go out, but it was a night of serendickity! I made out with that cutie pie all night long."

serendickity by AP Style June 22, 2009

Serendickity 

ser·en·dick·i·ty

ˌser-ən-ˈdik-ə-tē
noun

1. The phenomenon by which a person who persists in being a asshole eventually, and often spectacularly, receives their just deserts; poetic justice with a vulgar twist. The asshole gets fucked by the giant dick of life.

Etymology: From serendipity (happy accident) + dick (jerk, or phallic). Coined to describe the universe’s uncanny ability to punish assholes.

Synonyms: karma, poetic justice, cosmic irony.

Ryan finally got his come uppance, Serendickity bro.

Serendickity by Dildardo September 4, 2025