1. The phenomenon by which a person who persists in being a asshole eventually, and often spectacularly, receives their just deserts; poetic justice with a vulgar twist. The asshole gets fucked by the giant dick of life.
Etymology: From serendipity (happy accident) + dick (jerk, or phallic). Coined to describe the universe’s uncanny ability to punish assholes.
1. The phenomenon by which a person who persists in being a asshole eventually, and often spectacularly, receives their just deserts; poetic justice with a vulgar twist. The asshole gets fucked by the giant dick of life.
Etymology: From serendipity (happy accident) + dick (jerk, or phallic). Coined to describe the universe’s uncanny ability to punish assholes.
The fortunate discovery of Marijuana while looking for something unrelated. The resulting find will likely be very old and dry, but is nonetheless gladly received.
Last night I was looking for change in the sofa cushions and found some serendipity weed. Shit was real dry but still did the trick.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.