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semen bat 

When a guy is whackin' it and he gets really angry right before he comes, a semen bat is born.
Semen bats take to the skies at night and fly along empty roads. Their numbers can grow so great that semen can be smelled in the air.
semen bat by Crawfordsss June 26, 2015
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When a man over loads his dick, to the point where his semen over jaculates, till he burst a stream of hot cum down her pussy.
Oh honey im feeling a possible Bat semen coming on.
bat semen by DarkAssault April 6, 2017

Semen bath 

When you cum onto your stomach and make a pool of cum in your belly button
“That MILF was hot af I’m gonna go home and give myself a semen bath
Semen bath by SimonMrBiggins November 28, 2018

The semen you need is in the bathtub 🛀 

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Person 343: The semen you need is in the bathtub 🛀
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