semansplaining

When a woman explains what she wants sexually and how to bring her to orgasm, but the man ignores her as he feels he knows better. She fails to orgasm and is left unsatisfied. He may blame her or not care. Often he can't find her clitoris.

"I told Jacob what he had to do to get me to orgasm. He said he knew what he was doing," Catherine said. "He was semansplaining how he knew more about my body than me."
Kate asked, "Did he play with your clit?"
"He never even found it!" cried Catherine.

semansplaining by CSurvivor9 May 18, 2023

Sansplaining 

When people from San Francisco interrupt you while you're having a neutral discussion to assert their misplaced sense of entitlement and reassure you that whatever you're talking about they definitely inherently know the answer, after all, they're from San Francisco.

Tom was talking to John, a San Franciscan, about the topic of homelessness until John interrupted Tom mid sentence and began sansplaining to Tom because he feels a false sense of superiority which he carries as badge of entitlement wherever he goes.

Sansplaining by Billy Grippo July 6, 2019

shamansplaining 

"Well actually" interrupted the High Shaman Djonny of the New Tantric Inner Kundalini Circle of Love and Light...

Either you know what shamansplaining is, or you just haven't evolved to that higher state of inner consciousness yet.

Love and light.

shamansplaining by Tingfinder October 10, 2021