Selfish Shellfish

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Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.

Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.

Selfish Shellfish by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009

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selfish shellfish

A shellfish that won't share a thing

Hey Larry I just ripped off that dudes claw.....Yeah give me some, nope. You asshole you are a selfish shellfish....

Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.

Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.

Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.

Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.

selfish shellfish by Looney Larry January 31, 2010

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selfish selfie

when a celebrity takes a nude selfie and won't let us look at it

I wish Jennifer Lawrence would quit taking those selfish selfies

selfish selfie by henro50 September 13, 2014

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Selfish Top

A top who makes sure he is pleased and only cares if he cums without getting the bottom off

Girl I slept with this guy last night and I spent all night giving him head and letting him top me until he came but then he just got up and left without doing shit for me. Fuck selfish tops

Selfish Top by QueenOfQueers August 30, 2016

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Selfish Facebooker

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on

Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !

Selfish Facebooker by magic worder August 25, 2011

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Selfish bastard

Selfish bastard. Used when you ask your friend for something small and they refuse to give or share it with you.

Hey, can I have some of that hamburger?

No, it's mine.

You selfish bastard!

Selfish bastard by BoS101 July 23, 2012

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Selfish

Having a total disregard for anyone but yourself and anyone else's feelings.

He never cared for her. He only used her to satisfy his selfish needs.

Selfish by GoldenV December 5, 2013

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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