Selfew

A curfew regulated by a person in order to force him or herself home early when that person reaches an age that is too old to binge-drink all night in weekdays.

Carine: "I will leave before 11pm, I set myself a curfew."
TJ: "That is a selfew, haha."
Carine: "Wow, you are the first human ever use this word. If Buzzfeed or whatever are to use this word they should reference you."
TJ: "I know right?"

by Tom Joseph November 18, 2016

selfew

A self-applied curfew to go home early when one reaches an age that is too old to binge drink in weekdays.

Carine: "I will leave at 11PM, I gave myself a curfew"
TJ: "So that's a selfew"
Carine: "Wow you are the first ever human using this word, if Buzzfeed or whatever quote it they should reference you"
TJ: "I know right"

by Tom Joseph November 22, 2016

selfworth

When you see the good parts of you and you know how amazing you are/ how much you deserve

Boy- Wow you’re so ugly

You- Excuse me bitch! But I am beautiful and I know my selfworth

by Nightmare_Bitch December 6, 2019

Selfwe

A selfie with more than one person.

Lame person: "You should like my selfie"
Cool person: "Selfies are selfish. You should grab a friend and Selfwe"

by Colin Selfwe May 13, 2014

selfeet

A photo taken of one's own bare feet - like with a beach background, or with new shoes on, etc. A variation of selfie.

"I took a selfeet at Waikiki Beach to make my friends jealous."

by AdiTexas January 6, 2014

selfebrity

A person who is a legend in their own lunchtime...pretends they don't want to be recognised whilst hiding behind oversized sunglasses screaming to be noticed and mistaken for a celebrity...often has to be seen to be buying their lifestyle from all the right shops (the bags are as important if not more so than their contents)...a relentless self-publicist who loudly and self-importantly announces their every earth-shattering move to the world whilst speaking on their mobile...a relentless facebook self-publicist...a person who laps up the increasing blurring or indeed removal of the dividing line between our private and public selves...talent is not necessary any more, just an inordinate focus on what is currently deemed to be the the "right" superficies by the cognoscenti together with a gift for shameless self-promotion...etcetera...

Take a look around next time you're in town...Selfridges is usually a good bet is you wish to spot a selfebrity. If you're bored or annoyed to tears on public transport by a person loudly advertising their immense popularity and important social life while they're talking on their mobile, chances are it's a selfebrity.

by Count Baculum July 5, 2009

Selfeo

A video that is taken of yourself that is planned to be uploaded to a social media website. You can usually see the arm in shot.
A selfeo is usually accompanied by a quick remark or joke.
The video equivalent of a selfie.

I just posted a selfeo on Twitter

by Semaj Bmocle March 15, 2014