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selfebrity 

A person who is a legend in their own lunchtime...pretends they don't want to be recognised whilst hiding behind oversized sunglasses screaming to be noticed and mistaken for a celebrity...often has to be seen to be buying their lifestyle from all the right shops (the bags are as important if not more so than their contents)...a relentless self-publicist who loudly and self-importantly announces their every earth-shattering move to the world whilst speaking on their mobile...a relentless facebook self-publicist...a person who laps up the increasing blurring or indeed removal of the dividing line between our private and public selves...talent is not necessary any more, just an inordinate focus on what is currently deemed to be the the "right" superficies by the cognoscenti together with a gift for shameless self-promotion...etcetera...
Take a look around next time you're in town...Selfridges is usually a good bet is you wish to spot a selfebrity. If you're bored or annoyed to tears on public transport by a person loudly advertising their immense popularity and important social life while they're talking on their mobile, chances are it's a selfebrity.
selfebrity by Count Baculum July 5, 2009
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salebrity 

The term used to describe a discount "celebrity" who is easily accessible and routinely willing to demean themselves for a nominal fee.
It is an accepted misnomer within the television industry that the casts of shows beginning with the term "Celebrity" are in fact primarily comprised of salebrities (as producers know that “Salebrity Rehab”, while accurate, would undoubtedly taint the high standard of quality and respectability viewers have come to expect).
salebrity by daisydoesit July 24, 2010
Main Entry: s·l·leb·ri·ty

Pronunciation: \es-el-ˈle-brə-tē\

Function: noun

Inflected Form(s):

plural s·l·leb·ri·ties
Date: 14th century
Etymology: Metaverse Slang for Second Life Celebrity, from SL + celebrity.

1 : the state of being celebrated in Second Life: fame
2 : a famous or celebrated SL person
Second Life has its own SLebrity bloggers, designers, builders, models and "Kool Kids," some of whom have their own "Virtual Groupies!"
SLebrity by Valiant Westland May 18, 2009

Sexlebrity 

To become a celebrity like status through the leaking of a nude selfie or sextape.
@Kim Kardashian was relatively unknown before her sex tape with singer-actor @Ray J which made her an overnight sexlebrity
Sexlebrity by xxxlebrity.com October 9, 2020

Skelebrity 

A word to define the ever more popular trend of the horrid underweight, unhealthy celebrity

Skelebrities
Lindsay Lohan has gone from 'Hot Chick' to ultimate Skelebrity
Skelebrity by MDJCM January 23, 2008

solebrity 

a person who is an online social media celebrity. Usually talented in some profession, art, sport, or hobby that has attracted a substantial online following or fan base.
The solebrities help raise money for their charities via their Facebook, Twitter, and Instagrams.

Solebrity Beth Hagendorf and Lais DeLeon inspired their followers to stay fit through the holidays.
solebrity by BethHagendorf.com September 30, 2013

sexlebrity 

The one celebrity you would love to have sex with.
Mark: Who's your sexlebrity?
Matt: Definitely Megan Fox
sexlebrity by dirtiliam September 26, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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