selbs 

selbs is an amazin m8 we av such a laff coz my face makes her laff ta 4 dat selbs hahahahahahahahah me n bexta jus av 1 ov dem faces hey yer rite lmao
but on a serious note she is such a gr8 m8 she is always by ya side no matta whats goin on lv ya selbs

hey av u seen selbs o yeh she rite by my side nxt to bexta lmao

selbs by halliday March 3, 2005

Yer da sells the Avon

Scottish insult: "Your father is a representative of the Avon company"

The peak, the maximum, the be-all and end-all of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you. Use sparingly against enemies.

"Yer a tit"

"Fuck off pal, yer da sells the Avon"

*kills self*

Yer da sells the Avon by purefanny565 August 29, 2016

seleste 

Beautiful girl who is not sure what she wants in life but she knows where she is going. She isnt noticed as much as she should be,but she doesnt care because soon her prince charming will come riding in from the sunset. She is the best kind of friend to have and her smile brightens the room. If you have a seleste, treat her the best you can

Seleste Beauty with big brown eyes

seleste by doitfortheviiiiinnnnneeeee November 9, 2013

Selasi 

A wonderful person who can make any body smile in their saddest moment, A person who brightens up th day with on their presence

1. ''I have a Selasi in my life''
2. On a rainy day, a Selasi would be lovely too be with.

Selasi by YaPanda October 25, 2017

yer da sells Avon 

A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.”

Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon

yer da sells Avon by cutesy pastel living doll March 13, 2018

selfservative 

An individual who claims to have high moral standing but really just wants more deductables on their income tax. A person who blindly supports maximizing profits, deregulation, cutting cost, cutting taxes, cutting benefits and then complains "You can't get good service anywhere these days"

"Why is everything I buy a cheap piece of crap?"
"Because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards."

"Why aren't kids learning anything in school?"
"Because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn't make them money like prisons or defence contracts."

"Why can't I get good service anymore!"
"Because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they're already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. Here's your wine in paper cup you selfservative you."

selfservative by syd jesus May 24, 2009

she sells see shells by the shee- 

FUCK!

ok, she sells see sells- god dammit
she she- hold on I'll get it
she sells see shells by the shee- son of a bitch

she sells see shells by the shee- by she sells she-this is bullshit March 30, 2021