Segmental

When someone goes crazy on IRC and threatens to kill/harm another person as a result of an argument.

You hear that Sally wanted to kill Bob last night?
Yeah, she really went Segmental.

by runelind May 11, 2006

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

johnny segment

One who does not finish stories told.

Who are you dishing out stories in chunks? , Johnny Segment!

by Stephen Lee (Mighty Boosh Quote) April 27, 2006

External secant segment

An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay

External secant segment: 🅱️eter

retard: shut up secant

by external secant segment November 3, 2018

MegMental

The act of judging someone by what they say in a instant message. Not always but sometimes a girl thing

Glorbot: I am so afraid of what is going to happen.
monkjoe: you will be fine.. you are a strong person who knows what they want.
Glorbot: So you think I am overbearing.. and dramatizing this.
monkjoe: no .. I was saying you oh wait nevermind you do look fat in this IM.

by darkstagg September 10, 2005

Semenalia

Collectibles, antiques, crafts, and items of interest that are somehow associated with seminal fluid, ejaculation, or the pure joy of jacking off.

That cum rag that you leave under your mattress is disgusting semenalia.

by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019

Schmental

Crazy; Paranoid; Obsessed with life; needs to know everything about everything.

The Short kid went schmental after a taller boy beat him on a world history test.

I went schmental after this kid kept asking me for a ride.

My mom is totally schmental.

by Brett and Adam September 6, 2005