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secret asian 

A phrase used to describe people who either pretends they are n00bs/newb or look like one, but in actuality a secret pro that can easily kick your puny ass.

Refer to your rich, three-hot-wife'd former classmate that used to be a geek. Or the muttering guy on the corner of the street that turns out to be Chuck Norris.

This phrase is not limited to Asians.
"Dude, that guy on the beginner's contest is a bloody secret asian."

"No shit!"
secret asian by McDodos May 15, 2009
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secret asian man 

A badass song that is like really cool and its in a movie.

Coolness and very sexy I love that song secret asian man.

SECRET asiaaann man!! secret asaainn man sexret assian man.

Secretarianise 

To ejaculate/jack-off into another's anus,

As seen in the movie 'Secretary'
Pervert 1: I secretarianise'd my blow up doll the other day
Pervert 2: Zz0mG! Did you get it on camera?!
Normal Guy: Please go and die...
Secretarianise by Raphael Burrows December 27, 2006

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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