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secret asian 

A phrase used to describe people who either pretends they are n00bs/newb or look like one, but in actuality a secret pro that can easily kick your puny ass.

Refer to your rich, three-hot-wife'd former classmate that used to be a geek. Or the muttering guy on the corner of the street that turns out to be Chuck Norris.

This phrase is not limited to Asians.
"Dude, that guy on the beginner's contest is a bloody secret asian."

"No shit!"
secret asian by McDodos May 15, 2009
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secret asian man 

A badass song that is like really cool and its in a movie.
Coolness and very sexy I love that song secret asian man.

SECRET asiaaann man!! secret asaainn man sexret assian man.

Secretarianise 

To ejaculate/jack-off into another's anus,

As seen in the movie 'Secretary'
Pervert 1: I secretarianise'd my blow up doll the other day
Pervert 2: Zz0mG! Did you get it on camera?!
Normal Guy: Please go and die...
Secretarianise by Raphael Burrows December 27, 2006