1. An almost daily occuring astronomical weather related event which takes place in the sky above the Washington State city of Seattle when one celestial object (a massive dark grey overcast) moves into the place of and/or overshadows another (the blue sky and bright sun which in reality is always technically above that city but is being blocked out by all the grey clouds).
2. A Seattlebased hip-hop artist known locally in that area for being somewhat controversial.
1. Seattle Weather Man: "Well, when I woke up this morning I sure was hoping that we wouldn't have a damn seaclipse today".
2. SeattleDude: "I'm sorry, I meant to say I saw someone with a sign at Sea-Tac selling Seaclipse CD's for six bucks last Saturday".
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.