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sebasstian

some little bitch boy that is a slag.
hey look they're a sebasstian *giggles*
sebasstian by revyan April 23, 2022
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sebastian stan 

Meme Lord (tho he pronounces it as "me-me") also known as Sexy Seabass, Vanilla Ice, Winter Boo Bear, Wiener Soldier, and Sebastian Satan.

Lost Romanian Puppy, who doesn't know anything, ever...

Space Nerd.

Loves karaoke.

Took his girlfriend to McDonald's to get a happy meal after losing his virginity at the Time Hotel in Times Square.

Can't kill a spider cause he is a fluffball.

Goes from cinnamon roll to sinnamon daddy in 0.00091 seconds

His jawline is more structured than your life (let's face it, it's true)

Those thighs of betrayal and what's between them is the reason you sin at night (or maybe 24/7 if you are a hoe)

Adorkable flirty ass who just wants to eat microwaved cookie dough quest bars and talk about lube (or use it...in his hair)

Will probably show you to the beach if you ask nicely...

*Warnings: don't leave your bags at the movie theater cause he will go through them to make sure it's not a bomb; can shamelessly lurk on your instagram stories
Here's a question: do you like Sebastian Stan? If your answer is "no" then here's another one: WHY THE FUCK ARE U LYING, BITCH???
sebastian stan by nutella clit August 15, 2016

Sebastian stan 

The cause of my depression (not really) but he is known for the tv show once upon a time and DAmn, and HES most famously known for the captain America movies. By the way, BUCKY BARNES IS NOT A VILLAIN!
Sebastian Stan makes his fans so happy, it warms my heart.

sebastian stan 

Cutest motherfucker in the world who runs a Chris Evans' fan club.

Most known for his THIGHS OF BETRAYAL
sebastian stan by Agent Drom November 5, 2014

Sebastian Stan 

Daddy of all daddies
“Who’s Sebastian Stan”
Oh he’s daddy

Sebastian Michaelis 

The hottest guy in the history of anime. Also an amazing butler, who will grant your every wish. Sure, he may be a demon. But he's still amazing.
Geneva- "Who's Sebastian Michaelis?
Nikki-"ONLY THE MOST AMAZING GUY EVEEEEEEEEER!
Geneva- Umm..........
Sebastian Michaelis by Lily15 January 3, 2014

Sebastian Vettel 

A person who knows about Formula 1 more than any other person. If a person has knowledge of F1 from A to Z he is said to be Sebastian Vettel.
Mark: Hey Daniel, did you meet my friend Sebastian Vettel?
Daniel: Yes! He is like walking encyclopedia of F1
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