seaweeb 

a pun for people who idealise seattle as weebs do japan
it is funny because of seaweed

dude: bro we should move to seattle after high school, it's so nice there and the weather is perfect and they have trees
bro: dude are you a seaweeb?

seaweeb by US99 October 26, 2019

Seaweeding 

Describes the cute, seaweed-like way BTS sway when sitting in interviews, particularly when not talking. First noticed by @joonstaetae on Twitter

Lol did you see how much BTS were seaweeding in the Billboard interview

Seaweeding by Lydia130613 December 14, 2020

Seaweed Brain

A special title, and there are two most important uses of the title:

1. If your girlfriend is calling you this, smile or laugh and call her Wise Girl. She would love it, and love you more.

2. If anyone else calls you that, feel free to call him/ her any names you want, though it's best to call them "Pinecone face".

Gf: "Hey Seaweed Brain!"
Me: *smiles* "Hey Wise Girl!"

Random Guy: "Yo Seaweed Brain!"
Me: "Don't ever, EVER, call me that again, Pinecone Face!"

Seaweed Brain by Percy Jackson fan101 May 31, 2018

Seaweed 

50% sea
50% weed

Guy 1: what is seaweed made of?

Guy 2: Sea and weed........ Don't you watch spongebob dude.

Seaweed by Synabam2.0.o July 28, 2009

underwater seaweed 

Pubes growing inside the vagina

Damn! Cassidy has insane underwater seaweed!

underwater seaweed by Clouds_4_lyfe February 14, 2018

Seaweed Stalker 

One who stalks seaweed...

While i was swimming i noticed there was a seaweed stalker in the water.

Seaweed Stalker by Michael Rosas September 26, 2010

seaweed brain

it means, you are an idiot, and you are reading to much percy jackson books

hey brian, hey, guess what, what, your are a seaweed brain

seaweed brain by andrew17 November 25, 2010