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seat sniffer 

Synonymous with: ass-kisser, dickweed, pendejo. (among others)
Why does Beauregard insist on being such a seat-sniffer?
seat sniffer by Benjamino December 22, 2003

seat-sniffer 

A middle-aged man who pervs over young girls.
seat-sniffer by Drunk Merlin October 23, 2003

bicycle seat sniffer 

I'm room mates with another parolee and he never shuts the fuck up. He's a little off. I think he might be a bicycle seat sniffer.
bicycle seat sniffer by nickreaper October 21, 2011

jump seat sniffer 

1.A creepy guy who has a thing for "stews" also known as flight attendants,female variety. He is usually remarkable for his porn mustache and clothing chiefly made from petroleum-based material.
2.A loathsome creature most often found on aircraft headed for all-inclusive resorts.
Flight Attendant to colleague: "Watch out for the skeevy guy in 25C near the lav- What a jump seat sniffer!"

jump seat skeevy passenger stewardess flight attendant
repugnant porn mustache
jump seat sniffer by skyhag August 5, 2009
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026