Vortex of Fuck

My friend got divorced and wanted to drag me into her vortex of fuck by talking about her problems.
by Rubymonster September 09, 2017
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Seat sniffer

A person (usually a male) who sniffs people's seats to seek pleasure from the smell.
I come in after hours last night and found David being a seat sniffer and smelling the attractive female colleagues chair.
by Rubymonster April 21, 2017
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