Definitions by Rubymonster

Vortex of Fuck 

When you get sucked into someone else's drama

My friend got divorced and wanted to drag me into her vortex of fuck by talking about her problems.

Vortex of Fuck by Rubymonster April 19, 2018

Seat sniffer 

A person (usually a male) who sniffs people's seats to seek pleasure from the smell.

I come in after hours last night and found David being a seat sniffer and smelling the attractive female colleagues chair.

Seat sniffer by Rubymonster April 21, 2017