seasons greetings 

A geekier way of saying "Happy Holidays." Usually embroidered on doormats and other brute holiday paraphernalia for political correctness.

geek: seasons greetings
person: what the
geek: greetings and salutations
person: hrm, your back

seasons greetings by meskk December 31, 2007

season's greetings 

Something you say when you want to indicate you've farted

John: Season's greetings guys!
Everyone else: fuck you John

season's greetings by Fartso October 23, 2007

season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.

CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.

season's greedings by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011