seasons greetings

A geekier way of saying "Happy Holidays." Usually embroidered on doormats and other brute holiday paraphernalia for political correctness.

geek: seasons greetings
person: what the
geek: greetings and salutations
person: hrm, your back

by meskk December 31, 2007

season's greetings

Something you say when you want to indicate you've farted

John: Season's greetings guys!
Everyone else: fuck you John

by Fartso October 23, 2007

seasonings greetings

When holiday meals call for a different kind of seasoning.

I can't believe Thanksgiving is almost here, I need to bust out the cloves and cinnamon and wish everyone Seasonings Greetings!

by GlazeHer November 23, 2023