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Seandon
It's someone who is always on the needle, beats his girlfriend and has nothing to do with his child! They are called a Seandon
Hey bro you need help! Your being a Seandon
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sean don • sean done • sean donnellan • Shandon • Standon • sandon • Sandona • sandong • Scandonavian • seadon
Seadonkey Exchange
An online dating service such as lavalife where you basically look through an online menu of girls and try to arrange a hookup. High volume traders on the seadonkey exchange frequently arrange to meet their prospective piece of ass in a public place so that if they end up being butt ugly they can easily bail on the chick. Other times, guys will have their friends go to the prospective girls place of employment to see if she is too nasty to hit up. It is a Generally Accepted Seadonkey Principle (GASP), that 95% of the girls on seadonkey exchange websites are repulsive. Yet, some men are attracted to the fuck and chuck aspect of the whorish online women. Seadonkey exchanges should be used sparingly and only in times of desparation as they will most certainly result in a large ashamed list.
Barry: Hey Levi, can you go to REI and see if this chick that works there is worth my time?
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.
Seadonkey Exchange by Lazynutz July 17, 2005
Shandon, CA
A small, ranch town in the fuck-all middle-of-nowhere California. You don't know where it is. And nothing every really goes down there. It's actually pointless to continue reading this. It was all summed up in the first sentence. Really, I lived there most of my life and can't think of a single interesting thing about it. It goes without saying, people from Shandon spend a lot of time on the internet.
"You are from where?"
"Shandon, CA."
"..."
"20 miles east of Paso Robles."
"Huh..."
"Feels bad man."
"Shandon, CA."
"..."
"20 miles east of Paso Robles."
"Huh..."
"Feels bad man."
Shandon, CA by ProudShandonite March 1, 2010
sean don
I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Sean Don and I roll the best weed cause I got it going on...
sean don by BoardBrother December 23, 2004
Selandon
A disease that plagues sailors and other nautical workers. Acquired from a deficit of sunlight, Vitamin B, Calcium, and other nutrients. Symptoms are similar to those of scurvy and dementia. There is no known cure.
Selandon by Dr. Carlisle Alexander White January 13, 2010
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