Seabassed 

A person who is always off there tits on something usually red wine. A person who is seabassed often thinks they are a comedian and has an addiction to posting videos online.

Wow that dude is proper seabassed !!

Seabassed by The Goonbot July 27, 2020

seabassed 

When a girl wields a sexual toy on your ass

Wow, it was all fun and games until I got seabassed.

seabassed by Cheesebread101 May 21, 2017

Seabass 

The best nickname anyone on the planet could ever be called.

Guy 1:Hey man, did you see that cool guy?

Guy2:Yeah, he reminds me of a Seabass.

Seabass by seabassyo March 14, 2009

Sexy Seabass 

Anthony Mackie’s nickname for Sebastian Stan.

Anthony Mackie: “...Sittin’ next to uh, Sexy Seabass...”

Also Mr. Mackie: “Which way is the beach Seabass? Which way is the beach?”
Sebastian Stan: “Down there.”

Sexy Seabass by freakinegg March 28, 2020

Kyle Seabass

A person with absurdly large ears. It's absolutely ridiculous how big they are.

Todd: "Hey, have you seen how big Kyle Seabass's ears are?"
Jerry: "Yeah, how could I miss them?"

Kyle Seabass by JamesCurry May 11, 2016

mexican seabass 

When you lose your erection after cumming and slapping a girl's cheeks with the flaccid cum cock like a flopping Mexican seabass.

"My girls cheeks were redder than a baboons ass after I gave her the worst Mexican seabass"

mexican seabass by Sickerthanyouravrgniggerkiller April 12, 2017

seabass 

Nickname for someone named Sebastian.

Yo, Seabass!

My best friend is named Sebastian but we call him seabass for short.

seabass by SebTor June 1, 2011