sea food boil

Is a term referring to pubic lice aka "crabs"

"You gave me a sea food boil!" Orlin screams at Nickacado, "YOU GAVE ME A SEA FOOD BOIL!!!" Orlin exclaimed in pain slapping Nick's arm as the overgrown man-child smears cake on the wall.

by Clayton Astly August 12, 2021

Low Country Seafood Boil

A discreet, slang reference to group sexual activity involving a a large group of males, ideally 10 or more, and one to two females. Low Country Seafood Boils can take place anywhere but are most frequent in southern, low lying coastal regions such as Louisiana, South Carolina, etc. The hallmark of the Low Country Seafood Boil is that the female or females particapting are purposely selected for their filthy, unkept, unbathed qualities which create the aroma of armpit and body odor and their fishy smelling tuna which provide for a ripe, pungent odor also referred to as stank puss. Male participants in Low Country Seafood Boils also enjoy the mungy smell from doing the pump and gag.

Carl: Hey Roger, where are you headed?
Roger: Heading to the Motel 6. We got us a Low Country Seafood Boil set up.
Carl: I can smell it now. Can I join?
Roger: Hell yes. The more the better. The more better!

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014

Seafood Boil

When your vaginas get sunburned from scissoring on the beach.

This seafood boil ruined my vacation… been bathing in aloe for two days straight.

by Fireislandlovestories June 15, 2022

Seafood Boil

Akin to a Dutch Oven, a Seafood Boil refers to farting in the bed adjacent to your partner, subsequently trapping them. However, a Seafood Boil is unique because the perpetrator is releasing a particularly fishy fart, caused by the spicy and/or overconsumption of seafood.

Babe, did I wake up in the bayou?? It smells like a seafood boil in here.

by TheFecePolice January 25, 2024

Seafood Boil

Originated by someone who can’t decide which man she wants to lie down with. A Seafood boil is someone who has so many diseases from the man humans she has slept with. pH high, BD count high, radioactive and stinky on high too, makes lovely peaches look like child’s play.

Osh: “Man my girl left me for my best friend bro…
Baniel and Aniya : “She’s a seafood boil bro!”
Haiden: “And she ugly!!”

by Aaa0024 April 30, 2024