Mythical creatures scientific name is "Seel" with an appearance that resembles a large Doggo for tactical reasons, if one touches a seel's face they will be blessed.
"last weak our boi jimmy touched a Sea Doggo face, I heard he won the lottery the day after"
"daaaaaamn"
In the manner of dogging, sailors of seafaring vessels congregate in a designated spot on the ocean to watch couples fornicating on deck. Said in the manner of a pirate, therefore "Sea dawging".
"What were you up to on the weekend, Dave?" "Well, me and the wife went off for a bit of sea dogging." "Nice."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).