the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”
person a: hey dude i juststole someones house
person b: ermm… what the scallop!!
Literally "scallops of vegan version". But it's not scallops. It's made of king oyster mushrooms. Its tastes & feels are definitely not as same as scallops.
I tried vegan scallops yesterday. I thought it's just as same as scallops, but uh, no, it's absolutely different.
a saying used when you want to say "what the fuck" but the situation isn't something to be that intense about.
usually said in a joking/ironic way, to go along with something that doesn't make sense or is "cringe".
made to sound cringe to match the energy of who you are saying it to.
for maximum effect, put on a "nerdy" voice
;-; (crying)
*emilypickme101 posted a bad attempt at a thirst trap*
the comment section: Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.