scwaffle 

Idiot, not cool, a gimp

Quit being such a scwafle

scwaffle by moron March 24, 2003

swaffle 

"to bang your gentleman sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal"

That guy just swaffled!

swaffle by Trevor P.B December 28, 2021

schwaffle 

slapping another human being across the face with a penis

i sure sure schwaffled her good the other day, she was mildly amused.

schwaffle by schwaffle king June 1, 2006

swaffle 

To take ones penis and slap backwards and forwards across a partner's face in a repetitive manner. Can result in eye injury.

Hey look at Roderick giving Helene a good swaffle! He must really like her.

swaffle by Captain Picards January 11, 2009

Swafflecopter

Similar to the act of 'swaffling', except the motion of the penis is of a circular orientation, such as that of the blades of a helicopter, rather than side-to-side.

Mate, Charlie gave Jan such a brutal swafflecopter last night, I could see the bruises this morning!

You're such a swafflecopter.

Swafflecopter by Cumnuggetz May 10, 2011

Swaffle 

to hit something or someone with a half-erected (very important!) penis. the word was invented in Belgium - in the Flemish part of the country, where a variaton of Dutch is spoken. And yes, they're very proud of it.

A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.

There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle

I shall swaffle you. God wills it!

Swaffle by NoMoustacheOverHere April 15, 2011

Sqwaffle 

The act of partaking in a fight using waffle's instead of ones fist.

He made fun of bisquick, so we got in a small sqwaffle before the police came.

Sqwaffle by uraniumbomb October 8, 2012