scrumwad 

much like a wanker or douchebag, but more to do with a rugby/soccer/aussie rules football fan found in a faux irish/british/aussie pub.

I just thought of it yesterday. I don't expect it to catch on, but if it does I fucking want my credit.

Everything was cool until the obnoxious scrumwads came in to watch the game.

scrumwad by dsm08 May 16, 2008

scrumpadoochous 

A word used to describe a Hunger Tube in the web video on Cyanide & Happiness.

"Try Hunger Tube!! It's scrumpadoochous!!!"

scrumpadoochous by yoyoigotafro July 27, 2009

Scrumpadoochus 

When something is realy F&%*ing Delicious.

-Hey, how's the cake?
It's Scrumpadoochus!
-Holy Shit!

Scrumpadoochus by huggydungbeetle July 12, 2010

Scrumpadoochous 

An exclamation used to exclaim a badass or extreme food product.

Person 1: Aaww man I hate dinner!

Person 2: What about dinner IN A TUBE?!?!

Person 1: WOAH!!

Person 2: Scrumpadoochous!!!

Scrumpadoochous by Mr. JPL October 26, 2009

scumwad

A grandfather that has forgotten his children and grandchildren because he found a new piece of pussy.

The scumwad didn't even send his grandchildren Christmas cards.

scumwad by Kar'sBae April 6, 2016

ScrumpaDOOchous 

To define how epic an edible object is. Used in the Cyanide and Happiness comic "Hunger Tube".

People "Man I hate dinner"

Dude "What about dinner, on the goooo?!"

People "Alright! Yeah!"

Dude "Hunger Tube! It's ScrumpaDOOchous!"

ScrumpaDOOchous by ElmosWorld123 June 6, 2011

Scrumpadoochous 

Something extremely cool-the equivalent term of "epic"

"Oh my god I shook hands with my favorite band!"
"Dude, that's scrumpadoochous!

Scrumpadoochous by Scrumpadoochous February 26, 2010