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scrumpus

vinesauce's wiggles name
"Scrumpus Pu"
by twitter.com June 15, 2019
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Scrumpsnozmaflump

The act of forcefully crushing the facial apparatus to remove ocular and nasal concentrations of genital mucus.

The two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in association with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.
All was quiet in the library until Glenjamin Willybobble scrumpsnozmaflumped - several people died

Mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away
by Sid Johnson June 6, 2011
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Scrumtush

Something that is good or bad, maybe neither, who knows
Bro 1: Dude thats scrumtushing

Bro 2: what the fuck did you just say to me
by LargeMannnnn May 14, 2022
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Scrumpulate

To mentally fuck an idea (copulate thought)
Beethoven scrumpulated well into the night in order to write his 5th symphony
by scrumpulator September 24, 2009
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scrumpshack

a residence whose sole purpose
is to provide modest amenities
whilst giving cover for hedonistic pleasures.
Chuck and Mary were bangin all night at the scrumpshack.
by sweetbekka666 April 15, 2005
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scrumpulent

Delicious, but like more than just delicious. SCRUMPULENT
Yo that Mexican rice was scrumpulent 😩💦
by tincanman8 January 21, 2021
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scrumpsh

Omg, your dingaling looks so scrumpsh. Give us a taste.
by GG September 19, 2003
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