scrumpus
"Scrumpus Pu"
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Scrumpsnozmaflump
The act of forcefully crushing the facial apparatus to remove ocular and nasal concentrations of genital mucus.
The two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in association with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.
The two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in association with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.
All was quiet in the library until Glenjamin Willybobble scrumpsnozmaflumped - several people died
Mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away
Mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away
Scrumpsnozmaflump by Sid Johnson June 6, 2011
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a residence whose sole purpose
is to provide modest amenities
whilst giving cover for hedonistic pleasures.
is to provide modest amenities
whilst giving cover for hedonistic pleasures.
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scrumpulent
scrumpulent by tincanman8 January 21, 2021
scrumpsh
Short for "scrumptious"
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