scrumpsh

Short for "scrumptious"

Omg, your dingaling looks so scrumpsh. Give us a taste.

scrumpsh by GG September 19, 2003

Scrumpsnozmaflump 

The act of forcefully crushing the facial apparatus to remove ocular and nasal concentrations of genital mucus.

The two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in association with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.

All was quiet in the library until Glenjamin Willybobble scrumpsnozmaflumped - several people died

Mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away

Scrumpsnozmaflump by Sid Johnson June 6, 2011

scrumish 

Something that was fucking delicious

Mmmm these ccs are scrumish

scrumish by Clam fisherman November 16, 2014

scrumshus 

Anything tasty that can crumble. A bagel can be scrumshus where as a drink cannot.

- dude this drink is so scrumshus
- you mean it's yumshus, only crumbly things can be scrumshus
- i hate you

scrumshus by Johnny Bagel March 28, 2008

scrumpshack 

a residence whose sole purpose
is to provide modest amenities
whilst giving cover for hedonistic pleasures.

Chuck and Mary were bangin all night at the scrumpshack.

scrumpshack by sweetbekka666 April 15, 2005

Scrumshandle 

A Scrumshandle is an act of bravado used to prevent a Donnybrook or large fight. The act is terrifying in theory, but has never actually been defined.

"And then I told him I'd give him the old Scrumshandle if he didn't heave off. Worked like a charm."

Scrumshandle by Furly Burly February 16, 2019

scrumpshalicious

the word to describe the best tasting meal you have ever had

Mum has just cooked the most scrumpshalicious meal I've ever had!

scrumpshalicious by mimbijones March 30, 2015