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The level of deliciousness or tastiness that something can be. A condensed version of scrumptious.

"Hey bro, did you see Karina's ass in those yoga pants? Scrumptch!"

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scrumptious

adj. - used to describe a something that is good enough to eat or indulge in.

Oh my look at the dude, he is scrumptious!

My mama's pound cake is scrumptious!

scrumptious by Babygurl May 5, 2005

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scrumches

Tasty, Good, WOnderful, Orgasmic flavoring.

That cow Sonia Patel was scrumches yesturday. LALA was also scrumches.

scrumches by De Jesus July 25, 2007

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Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
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scrumptious

1. excellent

2. delicious

She sure knows how to make a scrumptious stack of pancakes.

scrumptious by Light Joker April 25, 2006

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scrumptious

when some one looks soooooooooo hot that you would just want eat them like

don't i just look so fucking scrumptious today

scrumptious by imsoooooscrumptious June 1, 2018

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scrumptious pussy

Using the words scrumptious pussy is the best way to get a girl.

They will love you complimenting your pussy and saying its worth being eaten.

Damnnnn girl you got a scrumptious pussy, mind if I try some?

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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