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scrumptchy dumptchy 

mmMm this egg is very scrumptchy dumptchy
scrumptchy dumptchy by rx2ie August 10, 2023
A very good looking person you wouldn't mind having relations with. Someone who is "Scrumptious".

from Scrumptious, meaning tasty or delicious.

Scrumpt-ee-ous, Scrumptyous, Scrumpty
"I was driving down the road and saw a chick who was totally scrumptious. She was scrumpty."

"OMG that guy at the bar was Scrumptyous. He was a Scrumpty."
Scrumpty by mattanaw July 22, 2021
A word used mostly in the South-West England to describe someone who is a Numpty (a bit dopey/silly), but also very attractive and loveable.

i.e. Scrumptious + Numpty = Scrumpty.

The word also sounds very much like an English South West type of cider: Scrumpy.
After trying to impress Joan, Paul managed to make a bit of a fool of himself.

Joan to a friend: "Ah, he might be a bit dopey, but he's definitely gorgeous."
Friend: "A Scrumpty then."
Joan: "Yeah."
scrumpty by Martha Bean November 10, 2008

Scruntchy balls 

When your pants fit loose so you use a belt to tighten them the pants fold weird where the zipper is looking very weird and stuffy for the balls
I bought these pair of jeans they weren’t my size, so I used a belt but it gave me scruntchy balls
Scruntchy balls by 29* December 4, 2018

scrumptchkie 

a sweet, yummy lovable person, that you love... used with affection.
You're my little scrumptchkie!
scrumptchkie by sharih November 1, 2007
A word used mostly in the South-West England to describe someone who is a Numpty (a bit dopey/silly), but also very attractive and loveable.

i.e. Scrumptious + Numpty = Scrumpty.

The word also sounds very much like an English South West type of cider: Scrumpy.
After trying to impress Joan, Paul managed to make a bit of a fool of himself.

Joan to a friend: "Ah, he might be a bit dopey, but he's definitely gorgeous."
Friend: "A Scrumpty then."
Joan: "Yeah."
Scrumpty by Martha Bean November 16, 2006