urbinned

The devastating feeling, or state of existence, or situation that arises when you have to explain to someone that the word you really loved, and which you really thought would be accepted by the urban dictionary - has instead been almost immediately binned and trashed by the editors

"I've just been totally urbinned! My word's been dumped, rejected, trashed, call it what you like - all within minutes of my submitting it!"

by mimbijones April 03, 2015

bleatchild

The type of person who whines and whinges away very loudly in public about something that is utterly irrelevant to everybody in the vicinity. The person whose type of loud whiny voice you just cannot escape from - particularly if you trying to enjoy a meal in a nice restaurant, or if you are on a train journey, or somewhere quiet just trying to read a good book. The 'bleatchild' arrives and his or her voice then infects everyone's personal space for yards and yards around.

"That irritating bleatchild sitting four tables away from us is really going to spoil my meal - are you okay if we just walk out now before ordering? I just can't stand that type of voice!"

by mimbijones April 02, 2015

dewclaw-hooking

Is like when a lion swipes at its prey and hooks one its front paw dewclaws into whatever it's chasing or clouting at, so the prey animal just cant escape.

"I have to stay calm and try and eye-dominate you because if I don’t, and you’re not too thick or lazy, you’re quite capable of rearing up on your hind legs, and then dewclaw-hooking me off this horizontal tree-branch with a swipe of one front paw."

by mimbijones April 29, 2023

now-angel

Another word for a friendly ghost - the departed soul of someone you lived with and loved very dearly

"I so, so wish I had a hotline to my now-angel, so as to ask her where the hell she put that thing before she died two years ago. So frustrating, because it used to live in one place only, but it's not there now!"

by mimbijones April 07, 2023

bed-killer

A person (usually an adult) who is so terribly overweight and cumbersome that you just know the mattress wont be able to take the strain and that the bed will audibly crack and then sag like a broken matchstick when the overweight person gets onto it - usually by throwing themselves backwards onto the bed.

Wow! Look at the gross size of that man - bet he's a bed-killer.

by mimbijones July 08, 2015

fedupness

'Fedupness' is what mothers get filled up with when they constantly have to tell a child off for being disobedient. The child, however, of course thinks it's totally unfair for the mother to be like that.

"Mum's full of fedupness again. Had a real go at me last night for no reason at all."

by mimbijones April 24, 2015

deepshite

Deepshite, is when you're in really bad, possibly terminal trouble in the wild bush in Africa, and you've become a target for predators, like lions, hyenas, crocodiles.

"Mum, I’m going to continue talking to this sodding lion. Know it sometimes helps talking to them quietly if you’re in deepshite, like I am here now in the dawn. Love you, Mum. Know you don’t really love me. . ."

by mimbijones April 29, 2023