scouler

Highly sexual being

Jack scouler

scouler by Scow February 21, 2015

scouser's passport 

A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road

"Are you walkin into town mate?"
"No mate, got a scouser's passport"

scouser's passport by attackweasel August 4, 2013

Scouter

An electronic device from the Dragon Ball Z series that is worn on the left ear with a heads up display lens that sits over the left eye. In the series, a scouter's primary purpose is to calculate the individual power level or ki concentration of biological characters. Scouters also serve the purpose of gathering information or interstellar communication.

Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?

Vegeta: IT'S OVER 9000!!!

Nappa: WHAT 9000?!

Scouter by DoomShizzle May 24, 2009

Scouter

The first piece(s) of toilet paper used to wipe your butthole. The scouter will determine the viscosity, amount and consistency of the faeces having to be dealt with. After analysing the fecal matter on the scouter, one can assemble a "game plan" on how to further deal with it.
A good scouter is multi-layer folded toilet paper, which can handle even the worst of situations.

Just took a massive dump, couldn't believe my eyes when the scouter said there was nothing to be found. Feels good man.

Scouter by Umadbroski July 10, 2010

scouser 

British

Someone who comes from Liverpool

scouser by Earl Crumpet December 11, 2002

The Schuler

to fuck a girl in the ass. and make her cry.

The Schuler is from this man named Schuler who was having sex with this girl doggy style. and she pointed at her ass. So he just put it in there. No lube or anything. She feel over crying and he just got dressed, said he was sorry and went home.

The Schuler by Dizzle Dazzle January 15, 2008

scousers laptop 

A cheeky little expression for a take-away Pizza eaten out of the box while sitting down. Now that's imagery!

"Mate, I'm wasted, lets get a scousers laptop."

scousers laptop by Jake Burrell July 20, 2006