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noun. An unkempt, thin, matted, or straggly beard on a young man, resulting from deferred grooming, oversleeping, or an overzealous attempt to grow a beard during the early post-pubertal stage of sexual maturity.
"Got quite a scruffus goin' there, don't ya?" (Jeeringly said to a boy whose voice has just changed, by an older male)
scruffus by Contrablue April 30, 2009
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noun. - A scruffy but lovable person or animal, one who is unkempt in appearance but still endearing.
Today, my husband came home from his construction job looking like a scruffus.
scruffus by sundei76 October 8, 2008

scruffstache 

Unkempt or unruly mustache; the feeble beginnings of a newly grown mustache
"Dude, go shave that scruffstache off. You look like Doogie Howser."
scruffstache by wherethehellwasi January 14, 2009

Scruffstache 

A large white, fluffy mustache that is found primarily on janitors.
Dude, who put that scruffstache on my Facebook picture?
Scruffstache by Pathend October 1, 2011

cat scruffs

cat scruffs,a old Guatemalan Term use to describe the hair around the cat peins.
I just got a cat,how do I clean up Its dick hair or cat scruffs?

Cat scruff in my mouth How do I get it out??
cat scruffs by thefloper23 January 10, 2014

Poo scruffs 

The scruffs left behind on the bottom of the toilet bowl after taking a massive dump.
Eden: " HOLY BAJEEBERS! Aziza those are some pretty big poo scruffs you left there"
Aziza "I know.. but last time you took a shit i had to scrub it all off.. "
Eden: *tilts head in shame the looks up to the sky with fists in the air* "CURSE YOU POO SCRUFFS!!"
Poo scruffs by Yigida June 18, 2011
A scrotum munching sewer-rat that prefers men with hairy balls and sports a mullet; Lindsay Meyer.
I just watched Scruffs nibble on the soft tissue of the male reproductive organ.
scruffs by Anonymous February 27, 2003
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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