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scruffus

noun. An unkempt, thin, matted, or straggly beard on a young man, resulting from deferred grooming, oversleeping, or an overzealous attempt to grow a beard during the early post-pubertal stage of sexual maturity.
"Got quite a scruffus goin' there, don't ya?" (Jeeringly said to a boy whose voice has just changed, by an older male)
by Contrablue April 30, 2009
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scruffus

noun. - A scruffy but lovable person or animal, one who is unkempt in appearance but still endearing.
Today, my husband came home from his construction job looking like a scruffus.
by sundei76 October 8, 2008
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scruffstache

Unkempt or unruly mustache; the feeble beginnings of a newly grown mustache
"Dude, go shave that scruffstache off. You look like Doogie Howser."
by wherethehellwasi January 14, 2009
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Scruffstache

A large white, fluffy mustache that is found primarily on janitors.
Dude, who put that scruffstache on my Facebook picture?
by Pathend October 1, 2011
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cat scruffs

cat scruffs,a old Guatemalan Term use to describe the hair around the cat peins.
I just got a cat,how do I clean up Its dick hair or cat scruffs?

Cat scruff in my mouth How do I get it out??
by thefloper23 January 10, 2014
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Poo scruffs

The scruffs left behind on the bottom of the toilet bowl after taking a massive dump.
Eden: " HOLY BAJEEBERS! Aziza those are some pretty big poo scruffs you left there"
Aziza "I know.. but last time you took a shit i had to scrub it all off.. "
Eden: *tilts head in shame the looks up to the sky with fists in the air* "CURSE YOU POO SCRUFFS!!"
by Yigida June 18, 2011
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scruffs

A scrotum munching sewer-rat that prefers men with hairy balls and sports a mullet; Lindsay Meyer.
I just watched Scruffs nibble on the soft tissue of the male reproductive organ.
by Anonymous February 27, 2003
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