scrottling

The act of throttling another person with ones a scrotum.

"He was doing my head in that much, I gave him a good scrottling to shut the little twat up"

This guy was doing my head in so I ended up scrottling him to shut the little twat up

scrottling by Moxford Dicktionaire June 14, 2015

Within scrolling distance 

When the information you wanna access from a particular webpage is only a little bit further down the page from where you are. This means that it is close enough for you to be bothered enough to scroll down the page and access it quickly. It is therefore said to be 'within scrolling distance'

"I can't see where to type in my email address"
"That's because it's further down the page, but don't worry, it's within scrolling distance"

Within scrolling distance by kakashleigh August 15, 2009

doom scrolling

Being unable to stop scrolling on social media. As in a doomed task for it isn’t productive. Can be positive and staying in touch with friends and family but unable to stop.

I didn’t get anything done today because I was doom scrolling.

doom scrolling by Dulced November 2, 2023

scrolling the ipod 

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."

Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!

scrolling the ipod by ozzymarz August 3, 2009

scrolling blindness

In programming/computer science, refers to the effect of numerous exceptions being thrown in an application. The list of exceptions, often originating from one bug, makes it difficult to track down and forces programmers to scroll through a log of exceptions. Often the use of a logger will alleviate this problem.

Can also refer to a bloated log file of error messages.

It took twice as long to find the bug because our log file suffered from 'scrolling blindness'

scrolling blindness by Nine-Ball November 8, 2007

Sproutling 

A baby Brussel sprout before it's grown into a full edible adult sprout.

The sproutlings are coming along nicely

Sproutling by Ha.llieeee July 28, 2016

Dry Scrolling 

When a woman can't find any porn that will turn her on.

Jenny spent the night dry scrolling because none of the porn she was watching made her wet.

Dry Scrolling by Mister_Ghillie March 29, 2015