verb; to sprout, the act of sprouting: for one to consume large amounts of alcohol, or any other substance for that matter, and experience a wide range of emotions including, but not limited to, great bouts of laughter, uncontrollable sobs, and the urge to undress all and any gender.
The spout-ee may also find themselves throwing up noodles, or passing out in the woods to awake in the back of a mini van.
Person 1: "Did you see Lucy sprouting last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she passed out and they had to carry her body up a grassy knoll."
Person 1: "And then she began to laugh and cry hysterically."
Person 2: "Yeah, right after she puked up her noodles."
When a female does a split with no underwear allowing her vagina to create a suction cup effect with the floor. This results in a sound similar to plunging a toilet full of jello with a garden hose.
"Julie has been sprutting so much lately, the floor is very slippery."
1. The act of vomiting, or excreting other unwanted and useless fluids.
2. Excessive bragging.
3. Prattling about useless information in a self-important fashion.
1. "He was wasted and just started sprouling all over my shoes last night."
2. "James was sprouling about how he has the best body on campus. He's such a douche."
3. "Charmaine was sprouling all night about her recent conversion to Buddhism."