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Spouting 

When you're put on the spot and don't know what to say so you start spouting nonsense
I wasn't paying attention when Mrs.Smith called on me in class so I started spouting some random facts

meme-spouting 

when one continuously and irrelevently shouts out memes, either online or off.
Person 1: LOLOLOLOL, DESU~DESU~DESU, COOL STORY BRO, MUDKIPZ, FAIL LULZ!!!!1!!1!one!

Person 2: Stop that meme-spouting and go back to niggertits.
meme-spouting by mootisatroll September 26, 2009

sprouting 

verb; to sprout, the act of sprouting: for one to consume large amounts of alcohol, or any other substance for that matter, and experience a wide range of emotions including, but not limited to, great bouts of laughter, uncontrollable sobs, and the urge to undress all and any gender.

The spout-ee may also find themselves throwing up noodles, or passing out in the woods to awake in the back of a mini van.
Person 1: "Did you see Lucy sprouting last night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she passed out and they had to carry her body up a grassy knoll."

Person 1: "And then she began to laugh and cry hysterically."

Person 2: "Yeah, right after she puked up her noodles."
sprouting by LucyPleaseExplain January 22, 2009

Sprutting 

When a female does a split with no underwear allowing her vagina to create a suction cup effect with the floor. This results in a sound similar to plunging a toilet full of jello with a garden hose.
"Julie has been sprutting so much lately, the floor is very slippery."

"Does anyone hear Julie? It sounds like 2 sumo wrestlers making a mayonnaise sandwich with water balloons"

"Don't worry, she's just sprutting"
Sprutting by xXLargeFarvaXx February 8, 2013

sprounging 

Mom: Hey Kenny can you put the dishes away.
Kenny: Why can't you bitch I'm sprounging.
sprounging by eric rogers October 9, 2007

sprouling 

1. The act of vomiting, or excreting other unwanted and useless fluids.
2. Excessive bragging.
3. Prattling about useless information in a self-important fashion.
1. "He was wasted and just started sprouling all over my shoes last night."
2. "James was sprouling about how he has the best body on campus. He's such a douche."
3. "Charmaine was sprouling all night about her recent conversion to Buddhism."
sprouling by mistagangsta August 26, 2010