noun: scrotalingist; plural noun: scrotalingists
a person who protects or fawns on another to benefit himself/herself
similar: ass kisser, brown noser, sycophant, toady, arse licker, butt kisser, kiss-ass.
origin: from Latin, from scrotum "scrotum" + lingere "lick."
"A narcissist will to surround himself with scrotalingists who flatter him."
"The scrotalingist willget a promotion sooner than the person who does not cow-tow to the boss."
(verb) 1. a technique whereby the scrotum is stretched so as to induce a falsetto, almost operatic vocalization.
2. a vocalization resembling the aforementioned.
After tireless career of scrotaling, Michael Bolton's sack is large enough to fabricate tom tomheads.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.