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Scrotongous 

Jenny took her boyfriend's pants off and was horrified to see the size of his ball sack - he was truly "scrotongous"
Scrotongous by Bronnsteve September 1, 2013
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The smallest measurable amount of some quantity. Taken from computer games that feature an 'energy' or 'health' bar.
"Dude, how the fuck did you kill me ? I just picked up the overshield and you had like a scroton of energy left."
scroton by gobsmite December 20, 2007

scromonus 

A smell and/or feeling of satisfaction in the morning after spending the previous night getting smackfaced and having sex with a random/fugly girl
Peter, sitting on the toilet, said: "Ahh, gotta love scromonus in the morning"

Dude #1: "Dude, after I screwed that fat cunt last night, I had sweet scromonus in the morning!"
Dude #2: "Hell yeah bro"
scromonus by Peter Fell May 13, 2008

Scrompton 

An alternative name that is sometimes given for the city of Stockton, California.
So where are you from? I live in Scrompton.
Scrompton? Yes, it's another name for Stockton.
Scrompton by shorty209 March 1, 2009

scrotons 

That 'extra' ingredient in a well-tossed salad.
She had searched around the world many times and found that her boyfriend's unwashed testicles were the best seasoned scrotons she had ever had.

Scrotonavia 

Revised name for Scandinavia, based on its resemblance, on a map, to a giant scrotum
"..and as you can see, Norway and Sweden make up the shaft, whilst Finland completes the package as the ballsac... behold, Scrotonavia"
Scrotonavia by Koko_bean August 20, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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