scromton

when you scratch a scrotum

please scromton

by tara and grace June 26, 2004

Scrotongous

An enormous scrotum

Jenny took her boyfriend's pants off and was horrified to see the size of his ball sack - he was truly "scrotongous"

by Bronnsteve September 1, 2013

scroton

The smallest measurable amount of some quantity. Taken from computer games that feature an 'energy' or 'health' bar.

"Dude, how the fuck did you kill me ? I just picked up the overshield and you had like a scroton of energy left."

by gobsmite December 20, 2007

scromonus

A smell and/or feeling of satisfaction in the morning after spending the previous night getting smackfaced and having sex with a random/fugly girl

Peter, sitting on the toilet, said: "Ahh, gotta love scromonus in the morning"

Dude #1: "Dude, after I screwed that fat cunt last night, I had sweet scromonus in the morning!"
Dude #2: "Hell yeah bro"

by Peter Fell May 13, 2008

Scrompton

An alternative name that is sometimes given for the city of Stockton, California.

So where are you from? I live in Scrompton.
Scrompton? Yes, it's another name for Stockton.

by shorty209 March 1, 2009

scrotons

That 'extra' ingredient in a well-tossed salad.

She had searched around the world many times and found that her boyfriend's unwashed testicles were the best seasoned scrotons she had ever had.

by Little Davey Douchebag March 7, 2011

Scrotonavia

Revised name for Scandinavia, based on its resemblance, on a map, to a giant scrotum

"..and as you can see, Norway and Sweden make up the shaft, whilst Finland completes the package as the ballsac... behold, Scrotonavia"

by Koko_bean August 20, 2017