scrotons

That 'extra' ingredient in a well-tossed salad.

She had searched around the world many times and found that her boyfriend's unwashed testicles were the best seasoned scrotons she had ever had.

by Little Davey Douchebag March 7, 2011

Scrotongous

An enormous scrotum

Jenny took her boyfriend's pants off and was horrified to see the size of his ball sack - he was truly "scrotongous"

by Bronnsteve September 1, 2013

scroton

The smallest measurable amount of some quantity. Taken from computer games that feature an 'energy' or 'health' bar.

"Dude, how the fuck did you kill me ? I just picked up the overshield and you had like a scroton of energy left."

by gobsmite December 20, 2007

Scrotosis

A disease found in the scrotum. Its very dangerous and can cause a lot of harm to the general scrotum area and in some cases it has been fatal. Symptoms include, itchy scrot, lack of BJ's give you a high risk of exposure. Also its a disease I just made up

"Stop scratching your scrot"

"I cant I have scrotosis"




"I have never got a BJ"

"You have scrotosis

by Curny September 26, 2005

scrotosynthesis

when a scrotal sack becomes entirely inserted inside the vagina.

"put em in, gary." "what do you mean, 'put em in?'" "your balls." "the whole thing? you like that? is that even possible?" "yeah, i'm way into scrotosynthesis." "there's a word for that?" "i know this is a lot to take in. don't be scared. it'll all make sense once scrotosynthesis is achieved."

by spacemoose February 27, 2014

Scrotosis

Scrotosis is the rotting away of the scrotum.

Bill: "I think I have scrotosis"
Tom: "Why's that?"
Bill: "Cause my scrotum is rotting, partially missing, and one off my nuts is on the outside hanging there"
Tom: "That sounds awful!"
Bill: "Not really. It's keeping my nuts from getting stuck to the side of my leg"

by Raven Skyhhhhh April 11, 2010

scroons

A scroons is a little bitch with bad physique

That Timmy kid is such a scroons, he needs to hit the weight room hard

by tweardy December 7, 2006