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Scrotongous 

Jenny took her boyfriend's pants off and was horrified to see the size of his ball sack - he was truly "scrotongous"
Scrotongous by Bronnsteve September 1, 2013
The smallest measurable amount of some quantity. Taken from computer games that feature an 'energy' or 'health' bar.
"Dude, how the fuck did you kill me ? I just picked up the overshield and you had like a scroton of energy left."
scroton by gobsmite December 20, 2007

Scrotosis 

A disease found in the scrotum. Its very dangerous and can cause a lot of harm to the general scrotum area and in some cases it has been fatal. Symptoms include, itchy scrot, lack of BJ's give you a high risk of exposure. Also its a disease I just made up
"Stop scratching your scrot"

"I cant I have scrotosis"




"I have never got a BJ"

"You have scrotosis
Scrotosis by Curny September 26, 2005

scrotosynthesis 

when a scrotal sack becomes entirely inserted inside the vagina.
"put em in, gary." "what do you mean, 'put em in?'" "your balls." "the whole thing? you like that? is that even possible?" "yeah, i'm way into scrotosynthesis." "there's a word for that?" "i know this is a lot to take in. don't be scared. it'll all make sense once scrotosynthesis is achieved."
scrotosynthesis by spacemoose February 27, 2014

Scrotosis 

Scrotosis is the rotting away of the scrotum.
Bill: "I think I have scrotosis"
Tom: "Why's that?"
Bill: "Cause my scrotum is rotting, partially missing, and one off my nuts is on the outside hanging there"
Tom: "That sounds awful!"
Bill: "Not really. It's keeping my nuts from getting stuck to the side of my leg"
Scrotosis by Raven Skyhhhhh April 11, 2010
A scroons is a little bitch with bad physique
That Timmy kid is such a scroons, he needs to hit the weight room hard
scroons by tweardy December 7, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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