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To understand the perpetrators of this crime see labrat.

Degenerate Lab technicians consume test tubes of semen orally and when they arrive at the last tube a system call screwball scramball comes into play. The test tube is thrown into the air and the labrats fight for the male reproductive fluid.

"okay guys were down to the last tube of the good stuff, SCREWBALL SCRAMBALL MOTHER FUCKERS".

Sam " yo chill it was totally awesome ya, there was like ten of us in the lab last night and i won man"
Mick " what, the srewball scramball, that's totally rad bwana"

screwball scramball by jebusmoore January 10, 2008

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Screwball

1: A fool; and idiot; someone who is crazy

2: A type of baseball pitch

1: Man, he's a nice guy but he's such a screwball sometimes.

2: Woah, did you see that screwball?!

Screwball by zeemeister May 14, 2011

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screwball

an idiot who's insane

That's one crazy screwball

screwball by puppydude April 12, 2004

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Screwball Academy

The worst movie of all time. If googled, there are only a handful of mentions and it is next to impossible to find a VHS copy of it anywhere

I saw Screwball Academy and the last line was, "...have fun, cause things don't go 'round forever."

Screwball Academy by Nathan Tiberius October 24, 2007

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screwball

a babbling or ranting fool

that ranting evangelist sure is a screwball

screwball by Daniel April 2, 2005

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two ball screwball

the two ball screwball is when you are reverse titty fucking a girl while she is sucking/licking your testicles.

dude i two ball screwballed the shit out of that girl last night

two ball screwball by coreyvdw July 22, 2006

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Screwball

A 50/50 mix of Powder Heroin and Powder Cocaine. Creates the feeling of being in a relaxing warm bathtub mixed with the desire to complete an insurmountable task. This volatile mix is usually mixed into a drink because snorting it is too risky.

Guy 1: "I heard that guy over there is selling "screwball"."
Guy 2: "That stuff will mess you up for days."

Screwball by Big Poppi July 28, 2014

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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