screwball scramball

To understand the perpetrators of this crime see labrat.

Degenerate Lab technicians consume test tubes of semen orally and when they arrive at the last tube a system call screwball scramball comes into play. The test tube is thrown into the air and the labrats fight for the male reproductive fluid.

"okay guys were down to the last tube of the good stuff, SCREWBALL SCRAMBALL MOTHER FUCKERS".

Sam " yo chill it was totally awesome ya, there was like ten of us in the lab last night and i won man"
Mick " what, the srewball scramball, that's totally rad bwana"

by jebusmoore January 10, 2008

Screwball

1: A fool; and idiot; someone who is crazy

2: A type of baseball pitch

1: Man, he's a nice guy but he's such a screwball sometimes.

2: Woah, did you see that screwball?!

by zeemeister May 14, 2011

screwball

an idiot who's insane

That's one crazy screwball

by puppydude April 12, 2004

Screwball Academy

The worst movie of all time. If googled, there are only a handful of mentions and it is next to impossible to find a VHS copy of it anywhere

I saw Screwball Academy and the last line was, "...have fun, cause things don't go 'round forever."

by Nathan Tiberius October 24, 2007

screwball

a babbling or ranting fool

that ranting evangelist sure is a screwball

by Daniel April 2, 2005

two ball screwball

the two ball screwball is when you are reverse titty fucking a girl while she is sucking/licking your testicles.

dude i two ball screwballed the shit out of that girl last night

by coreyvdw July 22, 2006

Screwball

A 50/50 mix of Powder Heroin and Powder Cocaine. Creates the feeling of being in a relaxing warm bathtub mixed with the desire to complete an insurmountable task. This volatile mix is usually mixed into a drink because snorting it is too risky.

Guy 1: "I heard that guy over there is selling "screwball"."
Guy 2: "That stuff will mess you up for days."

by Big Poppi July 28, 2014