a person who prefers to date old girlfriends and or "practice/throwaway girls" because they find it easier than going outside of their comfort zone and meeting someone via the internet, their social circle (if they have one), or at bars, nightclubs, coffee shops, grocery stores, or anywhere a woman may be found. This is usually do to low confidence/self esteem and or pure laziness and lack of self respect
"a poon scrapper"
synonyms: loser, lazy fuck, etc
verb
1.
pursue and try to lay an old ex girlfriend, or chase a skank that a friend or colleague has tossed away
Man 1: Did you hear John has been seeing Mary again?
Man 2: The same Mary that he used to date 20 years ago?
Man 1: Yup. That's some washed up poon for sure.
Man 2: Jesus Christ, John is sure one lazy fucking poon scrapper.
Man 1: Indeed.
Example Two:
Man 1: Hey, I've got a date with Susie tonight! Johnny broke up with her.
Man 2: Fucking Susie? Really? Why don't you try and get out and maybe improve yourself so you can meet a new and exciting woman instead of poon scrapping these worthless skanks. Johnny just tossed her out knowing you poon scrappers would go after it like trash eating billy goats
A person who collects various discarded and unwanted precious metals (aluminum, steel, etc.) and takes said metals to a scrapyard where they are rewarded with a small monetary reward. Such rewards are determined by the type of metal and collective weight. Most often a scrapper does not have a steady/regular paycheck to count on so the scrapping they do is treated like a regular 9 to 5 occupation.
Nicholas knowledge base regarding different types of metals had grown exponentially since he began being a full-time scrapper two years ago. He had become a seasoned scrapper and could easily determine a metal's type by either sight, sound, or touch.
(verb) The act of collecting various discarded and unwanted scrap metals and taking such precious metals to a scrapyard for a small but helpful monetary reward. Scrapping is oftentimes very hard and dirty work for a relatively small payoff.
Johnny had been unemployed for a stretch now and was struggling to find any decent work. He had lately taken to the toil and trouble of scrapping so he could at least keep his cigarette habit and continue smoking.
The raddest motherfucker on the planet! This motherfucker right here will load your old appliances and shit onto his badass truck and turn them into cash. He'll then take that cash and attempt to turn it into sweet threesways and weed.
Dude 1: "What the fuck am I going to do with all this old shit piled up in my lawn?"
Dude 2: "What the fuck, man!? Just call the Dapper Scrapper! He'll turn all this old shit into a sweet threeway!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.