Screef

Screef is a word used in the treeplanting world, specifically Western Canada, to mean to clear a space using a shovel to expose mineral soil in order to plant a pine or spruce seedling.

"Hey Conrad - I need these trees planted with 9' x 9" spacing and 1' of exposed mineral soil. Make sure everybody screefs good!"

by dv8tech June 9, 2013

screef

Accidentally hearing someone wrong by thinking they said one thing when they actually said another. Aural version of scrife.

Did you just say you ate a baby?" "Um...no, I said I HATED babies." "Oh, I totally screefed you. My bad.

by Strange Alice August 9, 2010

screef

Derogatory term that is slightly higher in magnitude than douche bag.

Verb-Dude I just screefed in my pants.
Adjective-Your such a screef face get a life.
Noun-Man you are such a fuckin screef.

by Leeth June 30, 2006

up on the screen

Where mental images one puts while masterbating

Phil: " I'd like to fuck that waitress wouldn't you?"
Slick: " I already did this morning by putting her up on the screen".

by Mr.Tissue February 8, 2018

short screen

Referring to a movie screen format which the top and bottom of the screen is cut off.During filming the round camera lens top and bottom is closed in to produce a short picture.This is mistakenly named widescreen since the screen is no wider than usual only shorter.

The short screen format cut off the actors forehead and chin during the closeup.

by BWM January 23, 2008

Screen condom

People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.

I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...

by flockit March 6, 2015

screen-elder

An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.

Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder

by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017