The middle car of a three or more car collision with both front end and rear end crumpled and mangled.
Inching forward in a longline of traffic, I finally saw the reason for the delay: A sedanwich on the side of the road was evidence of a multi-car pileup.
- An individual purchased a luxurious looking 'filling packed' sandwich.
- Said sandwich is then unwrapped or de-bagged for consumption.
- The consumer is them revealed to how the sandwich is actually structured; fillings all packed up onto the 'show-side' with little to no filling in the back, resulting in a scamwich.
Aww shit man, I went to this bomb-ass bakery and saw this fuckin' sweet lookin' sandwich in the cabinet. Opened that shit once I got back to work - bitch behind the counter sold me a scamwich.
Scrawtch {Skra-ch}:
1. A placeholder for any word you'd like, but usually in place of cuss words.
2. To have sexual intercourse or ejaculate.
3. To ruin or deconstruct.
Other forms: Scrawtched,Scrawtching,Scrawtches
1: Ahh scrawtch!
2: Scrwatch'd in yo girl last night
3: Scrwatch {term 1}! I spent hours on that origami and you just go and scrwatch it up!
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.