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SCP-049 is humanoid in appearance, standing at 1.9 m tall and weighing 95.3 kg; however, the Foundation is currently incapable of studying its face and body more fully, as it is covered in what appears to be the garb of the traditional “Plague Doctor” from 15-16th century Europe. This material is actually a part of SCP-049’s body, as microscopic and genetic testing show it to be similar in structure to muscle, although it feels much like rough leather, and the mask much like ceramic. It was originally discovered in cant be given out to public eye , England, by local police. Mobile task force REDACTED responded to a suspected outbreak of DATA EXPUNGED. All civilians within a .5km radius were given class A amnestics as part of the initial containment procedure.SCP-049
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SCP-049 is a Euclid class object, 049 Resembles the look of a medieval plague doctor. But the robes and clothing of SCP-049 seemed to have grown out of it's body over time. SCP-049 is generally cooperative with foundation staff, SCP-049 was located in the town of Montauban in southern France, during a raid on a local home there were a number of SCP-049-2 instances and 049. SCP-049-2 are reanimated corpses that have been operated on by SCP-049, SCP-049 can cause all biological functions to stop through skin contact.
SCP-049 made another SCP-049-2 again.
SCP-049 by adudewithadog June 19, 2020
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A half bird half man abomination who claims to be a doctor. He uses a fictional disease called “The Pestilence” as an excuse to turn innocent people into his sex slaves, referred to as SCP-049-2 instances. He has a health problem that his testicles can’t stop producing jizz, if his balls don’t get drained by his sex slaves via blowjob every 24 hours, his balls swell and become larger than a basketball. SCP-049 is always wearing thick robes as an attempt to hide his swollen testicles.
Thomas: SCP-049 said I have something called The Pestilence and told me to meet him in his surgery room so he can cure me.

Jack: Don’t, The Pestilence isn’t real, he just wants to make you his sex slave.
SCP-049 by MassiveShibe March 2, 2022
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