SCP-049

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SCP-049 is humanoid in appearance, standing at 1.9 m tall and weighing 95.3 kg; however, the Foundation is currently incapable of studying its face and body more fully, as it is covered in what appears to be the garb of the traditional “Plague Doctor” from 15-16th century Europe. This material is actually a part of SCP-049’s body, as microscopic and genetic testing show it to be similar in structure to muscle, although it feels much like rough leather, and the mask much like ceramic. It was originally discovered in cant be given out to public eye , England, by local police. Mobile task force REDACTED responded to a suspected outbreak of DATA EXPUNGED. All civilians within a .5km radius were given class A amnestics as part of the initial containment procedure.SCP-049

SCP-049 is fucking creepy.

SCP-049 by SCP definition uploader April 15, 2017

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SCP-049

SCP-049 is a Euclid class object, 049 Resembles the look of a medieval plague doctor. But the robes and clothing of SCP-049 seemed to have grown out of it's body over time. SCP-049 is generally cooperative with foundation staff, SCP-049 was located in the town of Montauban in southern France, during a raid on a local home there were a number of SCP-049-2 instances and 049. SCP-049-2 are reanimated corpses that have been operated on by SCP-049, SCP-049 can cause all biological functions to stop through skin contact.

SCP-049 made another SCP-049-2 again.

SCP-049 by adudewithadog June 19, 2020

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SCP-049 • SCP • SCP Foundation • SCP-173 • SCP-096 • SCP-999 • scp-106 • Scp-1471 • SCP-3008 • scp 682

SCP-049

A half bird half man abomination who claims to be a doctor. He uses a fictional disease called “The Pestilence” as an excuse to turn innocent people into his sex slaves, referred to as SCP-049-2 instances. He has a health problem that his testicles can’t stop producing jizz, if his balls don’t get drained by his sex slaves via blowjob every 24 hours, his balls swell and become larger than a basketball. SCP-049 is always wearing thick robes as an attempt to hide his swollen testicles.

Thomas: SCP-049 said I have something called The Pestilence and told me to meet him in his surgery room so he can cure me.

Jack: Don’t, The Pestilence isn’t real, he just wants to make you his sex slave.

SCP-049 by MassiveShibe March 2, 2022

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

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