SCP-049

SCP-049 is humanoid in appearance, standing at 1.9 m tall and weighing 95.3 kg; however, the Foundation is currently incapable of studying its face and body more fully, as it is covered in what appears to be the garb of the traditional “Plague Doctor” from 15-16th century Europe. This material is actually a part of SCP-049’s body, as microscopic and genetic testing show it to be similar in structure to muscle, although it feels much like rough leather, and the mask much like ceramic. It was originally discovered in cant be given out to public eye , England, by local police. Mobile task force REDACTED responded to a suspected outbreak of DATA EXPUNGED. All civilians within a .5km radius were given class A amnestics as part of the initial containment procedure.SCP-049

SCP-049 is fucking creepy.

SCP-049 by SCP definition uploader April 15, 2017

SCP-049

SCP-049 is a Euclid class object, 049 Resembles the look of a medieval plague doctor. But the robes and clothing of SCP-049 seemed to have grown out of it's body over time. SCP-049 is generally cooperative with foundation staff, SCP-049 was located in the town of Montauban in southern France, during a raid on a local home there were a number of SCP-049-2 instances and 049. SCP-049-2 are reanimated corpses that have been operated on by SCP-049, SCP-049 can cause all biological functions to stop through skin contact.

SCP-049 made another SCP-049-2 again.

SCP-049 by adudewithadog June 19, 2020

SCP-049

A half bird half man abomination who claims to be a doctor. He uses a fictional disease called “The Pestilence” as an excuse to turn innocent people into his sex slaves, referred to as SCP-049-2 instances. He has a health problem that his testicles can’t stop producing jizz, if his balls don’t get drained by his sex slaves via blowjob every 24 hours, his balls swell and become larger than a basketball. SCP-049 is always wearing thick robes as an attempt to hide his swollen testicles.

Thomas: SCP-049 said I have something called The Pestilence and told me to meet him in his surgery room so he can cure me.

Jack: Don’t, The Pestilence isn’t real, he just wants to make you his sex slave.

SCP-049 by MassiveShibe March 2, 2022

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019