A gigantic gelatine-like entity comprised mostly of peanut butter, it is generally peaceful and comforts people and cures depression, don't harm SCP-999.
Person A: SCP-999 is a creature made out of peanut butter that warms people up and cures depression.
Person B: OK then, very cool.
Person B: OK then, very cool.
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SCP-999 Is a Safe class SCP, SCP-999 is a huge orange slime with eyes, SCP-999 Can roam the facility at will but must go to bed at 8-9 PM or go inside it's containment cell during containment breaches. SCP-999 loves to tickle and hug humans, SCP-999's diet consists of candy. SCP-999 will try to protect humans as much as possible, in one instance it was noted that SCP-999 took a bullet to save a human from being shot. SCP-999 can also cure depression.
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