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SCP-096 is a Euclid-class SCP object. It is a tall (2.38 m) and emaciated pale humanoid. When someone views SCP-096's face, even indirectly, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress for 20 seconds. When it exits this stage, it will begin chasing that person at great speed (35+ km/h), with the intent of killing. However, viewing an artistic depiction of its face will not set off this reaction.
looks at SCP-096 's face,
dies
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A humanoid like anomaly measuring 2.38 m in height and its hands are out of proportion with the rest of its body, it retains human like features with the exception of the eyes, whenever an organism views SCP-096's face whether it be directly via video recording or a photograph it'll enter an agitated state, it will begin screaming and crying. 1 or 2 minutes after the organism views SCP-096's face, SCP-096 will begin running towards its target at speeds at 35 kilometers an hour, speed varies at distance from its target. If the target is very far away it will be able to run extremely fast, upon arriving to its target's location it will begin to attack its target. After SCP-096 kills its target it will then sit down, 5 minutes after it will become docile once again.
Oh no I just looked at SCP-096.

God dammit man.
by adudewithadog June 18, 2020
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