scooterize

To trick women/men into giving their panties by buying them massive amounts of tequila in order to make a homemade pillowcase.

Did you see Marty over there trying to scooterize Bruce with all that tequila? That's the third pair he got this week!

scooterize by degenerate beaver smasher December 8, 2011

scooterbeast 

A human who is too fat to walk and requires the aid of a scooter to get around. While elusive, most specimens can be found roaming around Walmart in the store's complimentary mobility devices, but rarely near the produce aisle.

"I almost got run over by a scooterbeast at Wally World today."

scooterbeast by spixn January 9, 2014

Scooteria 

The era of scooters in their prime. When scooter-ers were not ashamed to go to a skate park in day light if others were present. A glorious time that has past but is now referred to when a scooter-er is defending himself or herself for scootering since that era.

person #1: "Were you just...riding a scooter? Those things are supa lame."

person #2:" Laugh now but back in the scooteria i would be a god."

Scooteria by scooteria October 4, 2010

scooterist 

Someone who rides scooters. See Also: Scooter Fag for a better example.

I'm a scooterist, I own a Lambretta.

scooterist by Voneville September 14, 2005

scooterific 

A descriptor for anything which is as economical and eco-friendly as scooters; primarily used in modern renditions of 1950's and 60's humor.

"Those recycled bike tire belts are scooterific"

scooterific by C. Higgins October 10, 2009

Anal Scootering 

The process of having anal sex while riding on a scooter.

Pretty good, me and my girlfriend did some anal scootering by the boardwalk.

Anal Scootering by UMARZ May 27, 2010

scooterism

The practice of religiously falling off of one's scooter and/or moped.. and possibly their Vespa?

Anyway, they then wah about their knee-scabs. An excellent candidate for and ambulance chaser with uptarded intelligence.

See also Warclaidhm.

scooterism by Kevinhm December 26, 2004