scootertude

The proprietary entitlement parents have for their children zipping along on scooters on busy or otherwise narrowed sidewalks.

Scootertude, girlfriend. Mothers think their kids own the sidewalks.

scootertude by daisyk February 20, 2011

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scootercide

when you’re riding a scooter and it hits the back of your ankles and you just wanna kermit

me:i’m gonna kermit scootercide
fat aunt karen:good no one loves you anyway you piece of shit you are a disappointment to the family you anorexic bitch

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When a person has got attitude or is upset by something then "scatters" throws all their belongings of objects about.

My wife got upset with me and then trashed the room. She had proper Scattertude

scattertude by Bagsy45 November 3, 2019

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Sitting on the toilet, taking a selfy, while "tucked" with your mobility scooter next to you.

He is definitely scootertucking in this photo.

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