Definitions by daisyk

LOS 

Laughing out softly, a response to a good joke but not a great joke, when you don't to be heard or you've been alone too much.

Typed: Do you think Trump has Cheeto DNA?
Typed: LOS.

LOS by daisyk May 12, 2018

scootertude 

The proprietary entitlement parents have for their children zipping along on scooters on busy or otherwise narrowed sidewalks.

Scootertude, girlfriend. Mothers think their kids own the sidewalks.

scootertude by daisyk February 20, 2011

joggertude 

The stare down between pedestrian and jogger when the sidewalks are reduced to half their width from snow, trash or other people.

Cross reference with scootertude.

Not bad -- except from the joggertude. You wanna run in winter, join a gym!

joggertude by daisyk February 20, 2011

dwither 

dither + wither: the state of ennui in which you have no energy to work but need to work for self-respect or to keep your job.

I should be writing my novel but I'm dwithering on Urban Dictionary instead.

dwither by daisyk February 10, 2010

dread mahocus 

An imaginary disease in which the sufferer breaks out in little assholes. The term can be used either for either a general illness or an illness specific to a certain kind of person.

"It's not Sarah Palin's fault. She has the dread mahocus."

dread mahocus by daisyk January 29, 2010